Wednesday, 20 April 2016

Why doesn't everyone live in Vancouver?

So this city is a dream. 
There are beaches and mountains, little houses and huge high rises (including a block of flats with a tree planted on the roof...) 



The people are friendly, the food is awesome, it's totally obvious why this is one of the most livable cities. 
I am charmed by the big library and the marina where you can spot seals. The park is large and amazing, the Tall One and I have already found our bench by the ducks (and an occasional raccoon). It's better than Central Park, I said it. It seems quieter and cleaner. Now I only really saw NYC's green mile under snow but I'm telling you, Stanley Park is another level. 



I love the little villages nestled into the streets off the main drag, we were staying just off Davie and its full of small businesses and gay bars. It feels alive and happy! The whole city feels this way! 
After a few weeks of stressful job and flat hunting we've figured out why this place isn't home to all. It's expensive.
Everyone who knows anything about Vancouver told us it was, we nodded as if we understood even though we didn't and totally naively thought we could manage it. 

So far we've viewed a handful of places, on one end the apartment was brand new, fully furnished with its own washer/dryer (this is a big deal here) BUT the landlord was quick to remind us to be wary of junkies openly shooting up outside the gates. Every town has a bad street, we were on it. 
On the other end we were lucky to find a cheap place a stones throw from our new favourite bench, with a decent lease and keen landlord. We got there to find a strange smell, dirty carpets and a hole in one of the inside doors... Bugger. 

After an intense discussion over Mango Black Tea Lemonades (pour moi) and Orange Sodas (Tall One) we reached the point of no return. On recommendation from a kind stranger we have decided to pick up our ginormous kit bags and head up the mountains to Whistler. 
All my friends will gasp and shudder at the thought of me pretending to enjoy the snow. One thing I've learnt from the last three months is that if the opportunity is there you have to take it, I've eaten raw crawfish and walked on a glass bridge above the Grand Canyon. Neither of these things would have happened a year ago! 



There's snow turning back now... I'll make sure the Tall One films me falling over. A lot. 


Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Oh Canada!


Hey! It's been a while!

Now we're in the land of maple syrup, moose and hot Prime Ministers, things will settle and you'll hear from the Tall One and I a bit more! 



We've chosen Vancouver as our home for the time being and honestly it's only been a week but it feels good! Though, I've come to some bad karma the last few days, yesterday I received a soaking at the hands of a hyperactive stingray I was trying to pet and today I tripped on my face onto the bus. Obviously, told the driver I was falling for him... Making my mark already! 

Anyway, we can't wait to meet the people and eat the food. I've found at least two places to get a Sunday Roast and today we saw a cheeky Nandos! It's the real home comforts I'm missing. If anyone wants to send out pukka pies and Bourbon biscuits I'm not saying no...

Now we're in the process of finding jobs and apartments and a local. Updates to come! 
Needless to say, we're still having the time of our lives and cannot wait to share it with anyone who fancies a visit! 

Much Love.

Friday, 5 February 2016

I'm sorry I was just having too much fun...

Apologies (again!) for the delay with the blogs. I know the Tall One has obliged and with the amount of rubbish we put on social media it's clear we're still rocking all over the world. 

Currently in Sin City sipping a watermelon margarita, you must try one - simply divine darling!, missing the bins a bit! 
Though the view from the pool is grand, 24 floors up certainly helps! It's bloody windy though! 

Last night we went all out Vegas, woke up this morning with a sore head, a lighter purse and some blisters! 
Took in a show, on the recommendation of my mate Sarah and the wonderfully lady Sara who hosted us in Austin we picked Cirque's Zarkana. Now, this was a tough call as Cirque De Soleil have 8/9 shows in Vegas including a Beatles one (as soon as it goes on tour I'm taking the Anstees) and one in water!
After extension YouTube research and nods from the ladies above we can safely say we made an incredible decision. 
Sat with my mouth open for the majority of the show, the Tall One was Definately relieved to get a break from my constant yapping I'm sure! 
Trapeze, contortions, juggling, acrobatics, comedy...when you're in Vegas, buy a ticket and see for yourself!
This show is at the Aria hotel and casino, a lucky place for us, the roulette treated us kindly for once!
Also, when ordering a large wine, don't be surprised when you get 3/4 of a bottle :)

Following this, a romantic stop at the Bellagio. All say awwww now. 
the Tall One will provide video of the fountains, another quiet moment for me...
Some more drinks resulting in our best Justin Beiber impressions! 

Now, we love Vegas, much like we love Christmas. If it happened more than once a year it would be too much. Though I could watch Cirque every night....

Now, following on from my last blog here's more things we think America is good/bad for... 

Bad
- TV adverts. So much food and insurance and they're on ALL THE TIME
- TV schedules, the Grudge at 5pm?! Bleeping out your average swearwords and the word homo but allowing 'Camel Dick' at dinnertime... 
- DONALD DRUMPF
- indoor smoking in Vegas, just nahhhhh
- the Greyhound 
- tipping, everywhere. 

Good
- supermarkets, filled with fresh deli bars, pasta bars and put-together-your-own-fresh-ready-meal bars!
- Free Zoos WITH PANDAS! And otters, and cheetahs, and lions and tigers and bears! Oh my! 
- no measures (triple whiskey anyone?!)
- Neon lights
- free wifi pretty much everywhere 
- breakfast potatoes 
- cheap phone tariffs 

Tuesday, 2 February 2016

Omni-mega-bus of Froomstee fun!


As I sit waiting for The Tall One to return with a tray of meat (because, 'Mercia), I can't help but wonder how such a massive country can have so many odd ways about it! 

Firstly, odd things Britain NEEDS so far

- 4 hour long happy hours everywhere (sipping on a large $5 margarita right now!)
- 25p coins (quarters are awesome) 
- gallon bottles of Iced Tea 
- NHL
- gigantic beers
- big yellow taxis, obvious, safe and regulated (and you can pay on card)
- free museums (and the newseum, paid for but easily the best in the world!)
- Potbelly Sandwiches
- all day breakfast at McDs!

And the things America can keep so far

- toilets, doors that are up to your knees and have gaps in them! I've started waving at the other ladies as they walk by! Also, the loo flushes all by itself, what sorcery (sensors) is this?! I nearly fell in the first time! 
- Donald Trump 
- biscuits... They don't do biscuits like us...
- guns, duh! 
- immigration officers, is it so hard to believe that we fell in love and decided to be bums for a while?! 
- tipping, it's confusing and I always give too much! I do not remember percetages! Which is ironic based on my last job (sorry Donal!)

There will be plenty more of these lists I'm sure...

One thing I should share is the crazy patriotism, at the hockey last night they sang Star Spangled Banner sooooo loudly and knew every word! God Save The Queen has more than one verse? 
Then, as if by magic, a bloke across the rink shouts "USA!" and the whole bloody place goes mental... Honestly could have been in a movie. 

Top moment of last night though, watching a small (probably taller than me anyway) kid score a goal in front 20000 people. Couldn't have cheered louder if I tried! High fived the guy next to me as well didn't I! 

Above I mention the Newseum, which would surely have got me a 1st in the bag at uni! If you're planning on getting into journalism, go here! Go here! Go here! It was great to be genuinely smug when the Tall One and I were reading the exhibits! Took us 2 days to get round it and I could have gone back for another just to see it all again! Cried a little at the 9/11 bit, haven't seen much of the footage in my adult years and now very impressed at how my parents dealt with it when Lu and I were kids. Very touching and totally better having the Tall One there to clean up my snotty face. Immediately after there's a small bit about presidential dogs so soon got cooing over some pups! 

Also, saw Obama's motorcade sans dog, What did you do today? 

Until next time,


Em